‘Unforgettable’ (2017) Review

‘Unforgettable’ (2017) Review

Unforgettable (2017) Review: Forgettable.

It seems there’s no such thing as a bad movie anymore. Everything from the live action cartoon of the modern ‘Fast and Furious’ movies, to the incredible true story of “coloured folk” sending a man into space, can find an audience. Gone are the days where creators had to painstakingly design their artistic vision to ensure mass appeal. If absolutely anything can be entertaining, what is the barometer of quality? That’s the approach taken in the big budget lifetime original, throw everything at the wall and see what sticks style, of ‘Unforgettable’.

Huh. Look at that. Makes a mess.

Perhaps refreshingly, albeit regrettably, ‘Unforgettable’ is a reminder that yes, bad movies do still exist. Although with one so aggressively bad as this one, it almost seems done out of spite. ‘Unforgettable’ is the story of Julia, played by Rosario Dawson, a woman with the perfect new life. She’s about to marry the man of her dreams and become step-mother to a little girl she adores. The only problem is ex-wife Tessa, played by Katherin Heigl, who threatens Julia’s perfect little life in ways she couldn’t possibly imagine.

How fortunate for Julia, since Tessa’s actions never shock or surprise the viewer. From the first 15 minutes of the film, the events of ‘Unforgettable’ aren’t a question of “What?”, they’re a question of “When?”. You see all the parts fall into place, as slowly as the film will allow. With the best thrillers, the viewer feels pride in being clever enough to figure out the plot. Here, you feel cheated that what the movie does is the best it has to offer.

Apologies to the films ‘When The Bough Breaks’ and ‘The Perfect Guy’, whose ratings have been increased in the wake of ‘Unforgettable’

Even if the movie had an idea worth watching, the performances are so insincere, it renders the film’s events inert. The characters make bafflingly bad decisions, even by horror movie standards. Made worse by the fact that the actors either decide or are directed to be as exaggerated as possible. Heigl’s Tessa does not feel like a genuine character for a single moment in the film. Neither is Geoff Stults’ David, as the husband who is charming as he is stupid. The script does nothing to help these characters, but the performances behind them only worsen what’s there.

The one soul who seems as tortured as the audience is Dawson’s, Julia. Julia is the only character who is somewhat relatable, simply for behaving like a functioning human being rather than a walking plot device. Rosario Dawson even plays her believably and is so remarkably normal compared to her co-stars, who feel 1/4 baked. You feel worse for Rosario Dawson than Julia for being in this film, and Julia gets a scar on her face!

Dawson when she read the script for the movie after she already signed on to do it.

2/3 of the way into ‘Unforgettable’, I was done. Finished. The movie had nothing to offer me, except another 30 minutes of blank stares, both by me and the characters. Still, with a film like this, you at least want to wait for the stunning climax, where all the thrilling pieces come together. Even this, the simplest element that elevates a film of this ilk to the heralded tier of being “so bad it’s good”, the movie fails miserably at. Credit is to be given, for a final twist so shocking, it has yet to set in, days after the credits have rolled. Had the movie been filled with moments like this, it would have been the trashy thrill ride of my dreams. This movie is indeed unforgettable, but in the absolute worst way.

Rating: Read A Book

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