‘The Equalizer III’ (2023) Review

'The Equalizer III' (2023) Review: Denzel’s Last Stand? With nothing more than a stopwatch and a steely eyed look, Denzel Washington has delighted viewers. Now with the third installment, things have taken a much appreciated beat. After his latest mission leaves him limping, he’s forced to recuperate. Lucky for Robert Mccall, he happens to fall ill in the idyllic Italian countryside, filled with friendly townsfolk who take him in as their own.For a moment, ‘The Equalizer 3’ seems to be taking its lead character on a near mythic journey. Robert even finds his own personal Bishop Myriel to cleanse him of his sins as he nears his final showdown. The town of Altamonte feels too good to be true, down to its angelic inhabitants. It’s enough to suggest the main character succumbed to his injuries in the first 10 minutes, with the rest of the film showing his personal afterlife.When things get too heavenly, the devil rears his ugly head. Robert must take a stand against the crime lords who wish to corrupt his new paradise. In doing so he becomes the man with no name, a drifter in this town becoming its protector, standing up to those who underestimate him, like so many have before. While the story of Robert in his new home is captivating, everything outside of that is a bit half baked. Dakota Fanning plays a CIA agent on the brink of uncovering an insidious international plot, something she…

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‘Blue Beetle’ (2023) Review

'Blue Beetle' (2023) Review: New Face, Same Old Story This year alone has seen four superhero movies released, with two more on the way. Now, with a new character to introduce ‘Blue Beetle’ aims to stand out in a year packed with heroics. On one hand, ‘Blue Beetle’ succeeds, with a relatable character whose Mexican-American culture provides meaningful representation of an underrepresented group in superhero fiction. On the other hand, the film struggles to hold its own against the moniker of just another superhero movie.‘Blue Beetle’ has a better time with character than it does with plot. Xolo Maridueña plays Jaime Reyes, a recent college graduate with aspirations to lift his immigrant family out of poverty, and save their home and family business from the scourge of gentrification. It’s strong standing for a protagonist, and Maridueña gives Jaime the sense of wide eyed innocence that endears you to him. Much like the ancient alien artifact that clings to Jaime.Once Jaime gets bonded to the super scarab, the movie starts to feel like a mash up of comic book films of the last 15 years. It’s a little bit Iron Man, a little bit Ant-Man, a little bit Venom, and a little bit Spider-Man. The stakes are just high enough to feel personal to Jaime and his family, but the first time superhero doesn’t exactly have the fate of the world in his hands.When the film keeps the focus on the family, it’s…

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‘Meg 2: The Trench’ (2023) Review

'Meg 2: The Trench' (2023) Review: Mega Misfire I have not seen ‘The Meg’. Something tells me the narrative of a giant prehistoric shark causing mayhem and destruction didn’t require too much background. Then again, I could be wrong. Perhaps the 2018 blockbuster had the foundational mythos that would have turned ‘Meg 2 The Trench’ into a must-see epic, rather than a middling megalodon mess.You’d never believe a movie like this could be dull. Yet, ‘Meg 2 The Trench’ manages to turn a journey to the deepest depths of the ocean into tepid tedium. All the wonders lying in the deep are certainly eye-popping, but far too sparing. ‘Meg 2 The Trench’ spends most of its time with bland characters spouting cliche dialogue and passing off undercooked science sounding jargon as profound fact.Characters don’t take steps that make any kind of sense. Their decisions are without logic, and can’t even skate by as matters of the heart. ‘Meg 2 The Trench’ has characters that are meant to be brilliant but come off as oafish. They’re established as close enough to be family, yet the untimely demise of their crew is followed by one liners and cheesy humour.If not for the film’s last act of destruction, ‘Meg 2 The Trench’ would be a complete wash. Its cartoon villains make for ample opportunities for action with bite. The film has some of the best 3D I’ve seen in years and makes a theme park…

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem’ (2023) Review

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem' (2023) Review: Ninjas With Attitudes For as long as I can remember, I’ve been a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The four reptilian rapscallions have been a presence in film and television for decades, and have collected their fair share of tropes along the way. With such history it would be easy for a modern adaptation to phone things in, falling back on the tried and true tricks of the characters. Instead, Mutant Mayhem offers up a fresh take on classic characters.They are still the turtles you know and love, but with some simple effective adjustments. Mutant Mayhem makes a point of hiring teenagers to play teenagers. As obvious a move as that may be, the results are undeniable. Micah Abbey, Shamon Brown Jr., Nicolas Cantu, and Brady Noon, bring a camaraderie and a chemistry to Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, and Raphael.While all relative newcomers, the cast is rounded out by some heavy hitters. Ice Cube’s menacing Superfly, and Ayo Edebiri’s passionate April O’Neil being standouts as well as Jackie Chan’s overprotective Master Splinter. The performances are top notch, and humour in the script is grounded and relatable. Several characters are mutants with grotesque and eccentric designs, but they couldn’t feel more human.When it comes to the design, the animation in Mutant Mayhem is a triumph. It’s yet another portrayal of 3D animation with a hand drawn aesthetic. It further builds on the style with…

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Movie Man Dem | Billion Dollar Barbie

Movie Man Dem | Billion Dollar Barbie Barbie has made over a billion dollars! It's the first film directed by a woman to hit that milestone. To celebrate, we talk about the film phenomenon of the year with a cast full of barbies. We have Barbie, Barbie, Barbie, Barbie, Barbie, and Barbie, and with a little help from Ken and Allan. It's a fun show, so give it a listen.

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‘They Cloned Tyrone’ (2023) Review

'They Cloned Tyrone' (2023) Review: Netflix’s Modern Classic Black escalades in a dimly lit street. An elevator that only goes underground. A fried chicken obsessed community. These are just a few of the strange happenings plaguing The Glen in Juel Taylor’s ‘They Cloned Tyrone’, available on Netflix. Being that they’re happening in a place no one cares about, there’s no investigation to speak of. Except for John Boyega’s Fontaine, Jamie Foxx’s Slick Charles, and Teyonah Parris’ Yo Yo.The mysterious plot unearthed in ‘They Cloned Tyrone’ is surreal and hilarious. The movie is a dark comedy that’s steeped in the absurd while still maintaining a grip on reality. By not leaning too far afield, ‘They Cloned Tyrone’ manages to keep its humour constant, while never losing its dramatic impact.The draw is with the film’s main trio. The weird and whimsical things they come across are punctuated by them taking it all in. John Boyega plays the rugged stoic with understated pathos. Teyonah Parris has the radical indignation as the world is falling apart. Jamie Foxx reminds the world why he’s the ultimate performer.As a cast, they’re well balanced and it takes true skill to pull off dialogue like this. ‘They Cloned Tyrone’ has a way with words that makes almost every scene a brain busting laugh riot. In a way, being engaged with the film’s humour is essential, just to follow along as the movie throws sci-fi concepts at you with little regard…

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Movie Man Dem | Emancipation Special: Third World Cop w/ Director Chris Browne

Movie Man Dem | Emancipation Special: Third World Cop W/ Director Chris Browne On this holiday, we're celebrating with a look at an iconic gem of Jamaican cinema. Third World Cop. A sprawling tale of betrayal and brotherhood on the mean streets of Kingston. Bam and Damian somehow manage to be graced with the presence of director Chris Browne. Chris regales us with behind the scenes tales, industry insights, and his life in cinema. 

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‘Barbie’ (2023) Review

'Barbie' (2023) Review: Bravely Brilliant The Barbie movie is not what you think it is. Droves of audience members may be familiar with the iconic doll, but the film adaptation is an unexpected adventure. As stereotypical Barbie, Margot Robbie brings the blonde beauty to life living in the paradise that is Barbie Land. Every day is perfect, as was the day before, and all the days to come. The only problem is Barbie's sudden and inexplicable feeling of anxiety, and thoughts of her impending doom.It’s a high concept for a movie about a doll, and it’s only the film’s basic premise. Several times in the movie you’re faced with ideas that feel like the kind of thing that wouldn’t make it past an initial pitch. As Barbie ventures into the real world, she’s faced with misogynistic comments, and a lack of agency. An opposite to the reality she’s known where she and her Barbie counterparts make up the Supreme Court and the Presidency of Barbie Land.Barbie may have centre stage, but Ken has plenty of material himself. Ryan Gosling commits to playing the ultimate himbo. His worship of Barbie is boundless, and is more like a satellite in her orbit than a planet to himself. The film deals with the psyche of a walking talking accessory, brashly taking on ideas he was never meant to encounter.With Barbie and Ken suffering existential crises, the film’s subject matter seems at odds with Barbie’s signature…

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